The best fuck-ups in life are free

The best fuck-ups in life are free

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Honestly, I do like where this is going, but I wish you weren’t so clueless :/

For all you perverts out there, just like me! ;D

For all you perverts out there, just like me! ;D

lolz

lolz

That awkward moment when I looked over at the clock just now and realized i missed 11:11 -__-

That awkward moment when I looked over at the clock just now and realized i missed 11:11 -__-

Yup. Pretty much sums up my last relationship. Me being the left side #diestupidhoe

Yup. Pretty much sums up my last relationship. Me being the left side #diestupidhoe

Rage comics in real life

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FUCKING LOVE THIS

hmm…

Should i do this? I shouldn’t do this. But i should! Or..fuck…this is hard….

Dammit. Mine was a pillow…… Challenge accepted.

Dammit. Mine was a pillow…… Challenge accepted.

Here we go again?

What is this, am I cursed? Can I resist what may lie ahead? does it even lie ahead? Universe, I need an answer. Am I thinking straight? or am I just asking myself a buttload of questions on tumblr? stay tuned.

My name is what? my name is who? my name is...... Alec, you dumbass. Who the fuck is slim shady? I enjoy the company of others, but work fine alone. I'm super cheerful, super nerdy, and can't go a day without laughing. This blog represents me. I crack jokes, I eat a generous portion of noms, and then I sleep. Story of my life brah. Artist, musician, professional wise-ass. Now quit reading about me, ya stalker!

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